I swear someone ought to reserve a spot in the musuem for Bruce Willis.

Cos’, really, who else can walk out a horrendous car crash unscath, dangle from a helicopter and shoot himself in the arm and not get hurt at all? And only Bruce Willis can stop terrorism and save America allbyhimself – despite having no more hair left on his head.

Man. He’s 52 and this dude just got shot by a fighter plane, pulled Maggie Q’s hair, threw her down the lift shaft and lived to tell the tale. And he’s been doing this action hero thing time and time again (4 installments, to be exact) so your kids will have a hope and a future.

He’s a bloody national treasure and you know it.