So here’s how I spent the day going green. I erm, wore green. And that’s all I did to try and save the environment.

Although I did make a conscious choice not to kill a lizard when it crawled past me on 070707. Instead of screaming, I very carefully and patiently flicked it away. So that should mean something and I just might have saved the earth from toxic gas emissions or something.

I also spent my weekend trying to catch the concert performances cos’ I had to write about them. But being the dedicated writer that I am, I missed most of the segments!!. But!! I managed to sneak in a New York leg at Spore’s outdoor screening the next day and that was vv interesting. It was interesting because it was super cool to have the music blasting outdoors, but not cool when Madonna kept telling me This Could Be Good, Hey You. By the time it got to the boring stuff, Di wanted to burn styrofoam. Or so she said. I think she was just bored by the local Tokyo rock act and was upset that he pointed his middle finger into the camera.

Still I think it was q.entertaining because it was q.funny. Raph says the low turnout at Plaza Singapura that day was probably due to the fact that Bono (Also known as The Saviour) didn’t support the event. And Bono IS Social Activist. So if Bono isn’t there, this whole thing is a sham.

Which also means a.gore could be the antichrist.

Okay, I jest. I think it’s mean to diss those who are doing whatever they can in this climate crisis anyway. So if anything, R should be the one getting into trouble. Because he started it.

Anyway, we saw a tree hugger who never once sat down.

And I decided to recycle old jokes in my bid to Answer The Call.

Qtn: what happens to a green bean when it falls off a thirtystory flat?

D.